Don’t Cancel Your Cable Yet

We know times are hard unless you were skeevy enough to have Madoff with a shit-ton of loot last year. Pay thru March, Tor(rent) up, or just boot off the neighbors for a few days. You must. not. miss. the HBO premiere of Death on a Factory Farm on March 16.

It Takes Two

Done. Next!

Send us some of that leftover schwag, and not the dusty crap y’all were selling over at the Cafe shop. We want that prime shit: three pink gestation crate iPhone covers, a veal crate playground set, and some battery cage keychains.

November Ballot

CHF: like white on rice, baby.

Clips from AR2007

Harold Brown on the coming “agricultural apartheid,” from the Effective Tactics for Agriculture panel.

The Mad Cowboy himself, Howard Lyman. Nobody works a room like Howard or scares the manure out of a table full of feedlot operators’ lawyers faster.

More clips from the conference are over at DoggyTV’s YouTube spot.

Worst. Job. Ever.

What’s the worst assignment the guy with the worst job in science has ever had? “A guy had driven his truck into the waste lagoon and drowned. Not only was it full of urine and liquid pig feces, …”

Fine bunch, these folks. Stellar in every way.